Zach: The Houserspawn(tm) Exclusive Interview

I asked Zach the same ten questions (some slightly modified) that James Lipton asks of every guest on Inside the Actors Studio:

Houserspawn: What is your favorite word?
Zach: Pokémon

(ed. note: Pokémon has been Zach's obsession for the past six months or so.)

HS: What is your least favorite word?
Z: Bedtime

HS: What makes you excited?
Z: Playing (Pokémon) games.

HS: What makes you sad?
Z: Doing things I don't want to do.

HS: What sound or noise do you love?
Z: The sounds that a Scizor makes.

(ed note: Scizor is a Pokémon character. Pokémon = crack cocaine for 7 year old boys.)

HS: What does that sound like?
Z: (In a hushed voice: "Scizor!")

HS: What sound or noise do you hate?
Z: (imitates a trumpet playing the "charge" fanfare)

HS: What word do you like to say when you are angry?
Z: "Oh man!"

HS: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Z: Make video games.

HS: What job would you not like to do when you grow up?
Z: A football player. (Because they get hurt too much.)

HS: What would you like to hear God say to you?
Z: I'd have to know how many words God knows before I can answer that.