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Contact Houserspawn(tm) today and let Ben's Chauffeur Service do the driving! With several months of experience, NO ONE in the business is more skilled at driving in circular patterns at a controlled speed than our semi-professional driver.+2007-08-16.JPG)
Whether you prefer to travel by bumper car, train, boat, or go-kart, Ben's Chauffeur Service is the way to go!
TERMS & CONDITIONS: Driver will decide when and where to pick up and drop off. Passengers must purchase their own ride tickets.
Also, riders may NOT sound bells, car horns, or train whistles! These are for the driver only!
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Passengers may have to get out and wait for the next ride if there is not enough room in the vehicle.
No refunds.
Ben's Chauffeur Service may or may not comply with local child labor laws.
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1 comment:
You need to set up the service with a lawnmower... and a small trailer. Sell rides to the local kids and have the blades spinning at the same time. A win/win for not having to mow the lawn yourself, while pilfering loose change from the neighborhood kids.
Everyone wins!
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