Rookie of the Year

Having been promoted to the local single-A elementary school, Phoebe will begin her public school rookie season today.

According to the 2007 Houserspawn(tm) Press Guide, Phoebe will be the opening day starter for Team Houserspawn(tm). Our scouts tell us that she has all of the tools necessray to be successful at the next level, and we project that she will put up solid numbers.

Phoebe has had an impressive start to her minor-league scholastic career, and even did some additional off-season workouts over the summer, practicing her reading with Daddy and learning to write a handful of words.

We look for Phoebe to continue to improve all aspects of her game this season, and to be promoted first grade by this time next year.