This is Team Houserspawn(tm) after their first soccer practice of the season.My primary goal for next practice is to get shin pads and cleats on all three kids in under 30 minutes.
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We have kids. Here are some pictures of them.
- We are Houserspawn(tm).
- Since 1999, Allen and Linda have been producing and developing high quality offspring for observation, research, and eventual release into the wild. We are currently exhibiting three humanoid prototypes: Zachary (age 11), Phoebe (age 10), and Benjamin (age 8).
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