Zach has earned a starring role in the church musical this spring, playing the part of Order #2.It is a speaking role and everything, requiring him to deliver exactly one line: "Matzo ball soup for me."
Phoebe is also involved in the play, as part of the chorus.
Team Houserspawn(tm)'s lawyers have submitted its usual hospitality rider for the performance:
- a private dressing room
- a television set and Wii video game console
- an assortment of paper, crayons, and colored pencils
- six (6) bottles of blue or purple Gatorade (NOT POWERADE!)
- a small platter of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches (no crusts, cut into quarters)
- four (4) individually wrapped pieces of string cheese
- a small bowl of baby carrots and ranch dressing dip
We will also be demanding a large number of comp tickets, so if you're in the Philadelphia area on May 11th, and want some VIP seats for the performance, just let us know.
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