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We have kids. Here are some pictures of them.
- We are Houserspawn(tm).
- Since 1999, Allen and Linda have been producing and developing high quality offspring for observation, research, and eventual release into the wild. We are currently exhibiting three humanoid prototypes: Zachary (age 11), Phoebe (age 10), and Benjamin (age 8).
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- Zach (30)
- Ben (28)
- Phoebe (25)
- Christmas (13)
- soccer (11)
- animals (10)
- vacation (10)
- Halloween (9)
- back to school (9)
- baseball (7)
- birthdays (7)
- determination (7)
- other peoples' kids (7)
- victory (7)
- Maine (6)
- interviews (6)
- basketball (5)
- insufferable behavior (5)
- story time (5)
- Houserspawn(tm) Classic (4)
- celebratory milkshake (4)
- child labor (4)
- comedy (4)
- danger (4)
- fearlessness (4)
- football (4)
- forced participation (4)
- gadget lust (4)
- loss (4)
- multimedia superstardom (4)
- parental conspiracies (4)
- party time (4)
- unbridled enthusiasm (4)
- Linvilla Orchards (3)
- anthropomorphic foodstuffs (3)
- church (3)
- criminal behavior (3)
- despair (3)
- dragons (3)
- drama (3)
- inequitable food distribution (3)
- interrogations (3)
- knights (3)
- pain and suffering (3)
- swimming (3)
- Cape May (2)
- May the Force be with you (2)
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- decadence (2)
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- moral ambiguity (2)
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- overpriced souveniers (2)
- perceived entitlements (2)
- performance reviews (2)
- photography (2)
- poorly constructed buildings (2)
- romance? (2)
- shouting (2)
- sleep deprivation (2)
- trials and tribulations (2)
- uniforms (2)
- witchcraft and wizardry (2)
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- bacon (1)
- blogs (1)
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- catastrophic failure (1)
- cats (1)
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- clowns (1)
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- frogs (1)
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- sustenance living (1)
- swordplay (1)
- the geeks shall inherit the earth (1)
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