Interrogating Santa

While I waited in line with the kids to see Santa at the Springfield Mall tonight (for almost an hour), we killed the time by coming up with as many questions as we could for Santa.

Are you from outer space?
Are you a vampire?
Are you a Jedi?
Do your flying reindeer have any natural predators? Like hellhounds?
How do you protect them? With your light saber?
Are you allergic to cats?
Would you like us to leave you some extra cookies this year?
Maybe some sushi?
Can you use your Christmas magic to make things levitate?
Or to change the channels on your TV without a remote?
Can you see the future?
Can you tell who's going to win the Super Bowl?
Do the elves bite?
When you're flying in your sleigh, do you ever have to dodge airplanes?
Do you really see me when I'm sleeping? Isn't that kind of creepy?
And what's with this "elf on the shelf" stuff? Are you just trying to freak us out?

Unfortunately, when the opportunity came, Phoebe reported that they only got to ask him one question: Are you an alien? He responded by turning the question back at her "Are *YOU* an alien?"

Obviously, Santa is hiding something.

Our Favorite Things in 2010

Once again, we are mailing out a brief survey of our kids' favorite things with our Christmas cards in lieu of a formal Christmas letter.

Here is this year's survey:

activity
Zach: reading
Phoebe: playing DS, playing on the swings, reading, writing
Ben: playing outside with my friends

game
Zach: Dungeons and Dragons online
Phoebe: Apples to Apples
Ben: Sorry

song
Zach: Viva la Vida by Coldplay
Phoebe: Let It Be by The Beatles
Ben: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

book
Zach: The Lost Hero by Rick Riordian
Phoebe: anything by Holly Webb
Ben: Detective Dinosaur by James Skofield

show
Zach: Phineas and Ferb
Phoebe: Phineas and Ferb
Ben: Phineas and Ferb

Christmas carol
Zach: O Tannenbaum
Phoebe: Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
Ben: We Wish You A Merry Christmas

2010 memory
Zach: vacationing in Maine
Phoebe: playing with Penelope (our cat)
Ben: having a sleepover at my cousins' house

thing you're most thankful for
Zach: books
Phoebe: cats
Ben: video games

BONUS! EXCLUSIVE WEB-ONLY OUTTAKES!!

If you were an evil scientist, what kind of diabolical contraption would you build to take over Christmas?
Zach: an Anti-snow-inator that prevents snow from falling
Phoebe: a Forget-inator, which would make everyone in the tri-state area forget about Christmas
Ben: a disappear-inator, that would make Santa disappear and make all of the children cry

If there is life on other planets, how do they celebrate Christmas?
Zach: making lists of their favorite things
Phoebe: eat turkey and stuffing
Ben: just like us

What do you think Santa would like to find under his tree?
Zach: a new sleigh
Phoebe: penguins
Ben: a stuffed teddy bear

Before he moved to the North Pole, where was Santa Claus from?
Zach: Pluto
Phoebe: the United States
Ben: New York. He used to sleep on the Empire State Building.